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Good provocation is worth sin XD

Sun Jan 3, 2010, 11:00 AM
  • Mood: Humor
  • Reading: Dog Lover's Companion-self-help book
I must admitt one thing.
My friend made little provocation which made me
scared in first second, than made me angry (that it's provocation and I didn't getted it in first moment)
and finally It made me great mood.

You would me ask why? Why I wanna laught when somebody use very serious, sometime strong words to say something not clear but metaphorical?
It's because I have 2 best friends. Both are aquariuses and both loves provocations (concidence?)
.Very strong provocations. And always those provocations made me shocked in first moment and than....I wanna just laught and laught inside of me.
I must add I don't understand sarcasm and irony when it's used on me but when those 2 friends do that I just feel motivated to deeper thinking on the case and my personality just feel very nicely titillated.
It's hard feeling to describe.
At the beginning it's just the feeling somebody is making idiot from you and in second moment you just wanna laught from yourself and from whole World because whole world is total absurd! It's like art of Salvador Dahli-Surrealistic. And because of this surrealistic provocation trip I feel surrealistic.
I wanna laught and I thank to both of my friends -Kristina and Omi AKA Little Brave Soldier.
:D
Cheers
I love you both XD

Life again have beautiful colours

Wed Dec 30, 2009, 3:24 AM
Yes all is fine. And I hope it will be.

  • Mood: Joy
  • Reading: Dog Lover's Companion-self-help book

I am sorry

Journal Entry: Tue Dec 29, 2009, 2:21 AM


Hey my dear people. I am sorry If I hurthed anyone or made anyone sad but from 2 days well...I think yesterday was the worse day in this year.
Just I was very depressed and still I feel like that.
Why?
Because I realised past just comed back as a boomerang and kicked me straight in a face. I think people who knows me a bit longer knows what I mean.
Just something happened around Christmas last year. And after loooong time it comed back.
I though that I am strong but sometime I am not.
First time in my life I started thinking more serious than before to leave DA though I am sure in next days I will feel better.
Just want you to know.

  • Mood: Depressed
  • Reading: Dog Lover's Companion-self-help book

GREETINGS FOR YOU ALL!

Journal Entry: Tue Dec 22, 2009, 11:48 AM


I know that Christmas starts on Thursday but whatever:)
aProbbably most of us will be busy enough not to visit DA in nearest days!

I wanna thank to all people here on DA. Not only to my friends and palls but also watchers and all good souls who are giving me support and good word whatever happens. Thank you!
I wish you all and your family members health cos this is the most precious thing in the world!
I wish you luck cos this one is often the only thing which makes our life easier.
I wish all your biggest dreams becomed true.
I wish you good marks and grades in the shools and on studies.
I wish you to develope your skills and your creativity cos life is never ending shool.
I wish you all to stay here on DA forever.

Special thanks to
:iconpencilessartist::iconmegamrine::icongodofwarlover::iconbossofnod::iconmaximus56::iconstarsaberpl::iconwaaagh888:

But greetings are for you all!!!
Thank You!
Barbara

  • Mood: Christmas Spirited
  • Reading: Dog Lover's Companion-self-help book

First meme-funny national stereotypes

Journal Entry: Tue Dec 8, 2009, 4:46 AM


Stolen from :iconwormnine:


British
[X ] You drink a lot of tea.( I am tea specialist If you would ask. Probbably I tryed all types avaluable)
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.(Also separated)
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ X] Its football... not soccer.( I know both names of the game and soccer is just insane)
Total: 4

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.(Yeah but in HOME. So I think It don't counts)
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.(Erm....Barbie? Barbie? Someone called my name?)
[] You know a barbie is not a doll.( Of corse it's not. It's me!)
[ ] You love the beach.(My city is situated in way we have sea near. I like a lot walking on it but I am not beach lover r fannatic
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.( I hate sport)
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total: 1

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.(Yeah it taste like real BEEF!)
[ X] You know Italian songs.(I was listened some stuff in spanish)
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10'. (Only 1 cm taller than Lenin XD)
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is
[ X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[] You like tacos .( I can do tasty tortilla wraps but it's a shame-never tryed tacos)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE TIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[x] You are dark skinned.( Yes I am. My mom told me I was swarthy since I was born)
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.(I often speak fast.)
[X ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.(hmmm...conects me with a kind of plant or a lizard)
Total: 3

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.(If it's not Natasha from Red Alert 3 than no, but my cousine's name is Tanya!)
[ X] You get cold easily.(Hey! I am sure Russian are so immune for cold they rather always feel worm!)
[] Rain is fun for you.(I don't care rain, I don't need to hide because of it but I am not a fan)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 1

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X ] You have blue or green eyes.(Green)
[ X] You like the color green.(Sure)
[ ] You have been to a St. Pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.(thanks God I don't but I had dyed on that! That was rape on my personality)
[ X] You have/had freckles.I don't have freckles but a little cute moles , also on face
[ X] Your family get to-gethers always include drinking and singing.(Singing....yeah. I though there was written ''sitting'';)
Total: 4

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.( I prefer heavy music and alternate)
[] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.(who don't?)
[ ] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance. ( Yeah! But I like the most not on a disco but in a room when nobody is around)
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel. (I am not a good in any singing...but i like it)
Total: 2

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.(nooo...they're huge)
[x] You like rice a lot. (rice. couscous and all things added to them!)
[ ] You are good at math.(whut?!) o_O
[ ] You have played the piano.( There is a big difference between play and PLAY. i rather play so it don't counts)
[] You have family from Asia.
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese. ( I don't think all Asian nations looks like that)
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko. (I even don't have idea what the hell it is XD)
Total: 1

German
[] You like bread.
[X ] You think German Chocolate is good.(Ha! Thanks to germans we have best chocolate in Europe)
[ x] You Speak some German.(really a little)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.(Yeah! It's a kind of chop in poland we call it Sznycel)
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're over 5'2
Total: 4

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.(but only on grass!)
[ ] You love beer.
[] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.( If it's not about pres. Puttin than no)
[] You speak some french.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.I(degra whut?)
Total: 1

American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read. (must addmit I can't concentrate at long books but besides that I read)
[] You shop at Walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1


So:
British 4
Australian 1
Italian 4
Spanish 3
Russian 1
Irish 4
African American 2
Asian 1
German 4
Canadian 1
American 1
So I am like Italian-British-German Spanish Girl:)

  • Mood: Artistic

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